A Complete Guide to Digital Privacy

Privacy on the internet might seem like an incredulous sentence nowadays. Asking for privacy on the internet today is like asking for a way to never be captured on public CCTV, or to fly abroad without using identification.

Gone are the days of the anonymous free exchange community. Now, Big Zucker is always watching, and expressing the wrong opinion can lead to censorship, banning, or even to less kind internet users looking to dox you – meaning the publication of your personal details in order to disincentivise you from further expressing said opinions.

To even want privacy is to be immediately ridiculed. Don't you know the NSA or the 14 Eyes affiliates are recording everything you do, collecting information from every country with a windows computer and tracking your every move? If that wasn't enough, Google is busy recording every detail about your life and feeding it to their super-intelligent AI, Deepmind, who is being groomed to one day take over the universe and upload our brains to the quantum hive mind.